Beaver Fever letra

Went down to the doctor sayin': Help me, something's wrong
Temp's 103 degrees and can't get rid of this hardon
He said: Son, pull down them Levi's and whip out that little dong
Shook his head and then he said exactly what was wrong

I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Doc pulled out his notepad, wrote down a number and a name
Said: Ain't no pills or potion gonna do a goddamn thing
Get your ass to Brandy, she's a dandy that's for sure
That remedy between her knees, your fever's only cure

I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Tina, Tanya, Terri Lynn got my fever goin' south
Sherry, Mary, Carolyn let me stick it in her mouth
By the time I shot on Sheila, wasn't feelin' all that sick
But it was Betty's snatch that got me back to 98.6

I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Burnin' me up, 'bout to go insane
I got the beaver, beaver fever
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain
Got a big ol' batch of beaver on the brain

Hey, Doc, help me out, man
Beaver stands for pussy

Wheeler Walker Jr. - Letras

• Addicted
• Ain't Got Enough Dick To Go Around
• All The Pussy You Will Slay
• Anal & The Dishes
• Beaver Fever
• Beavertown
• Beer, Weed, Cooches
• Better Off Beatin' Off
• Born To Fuck
• Can't Fuck You Off My Mind
• Credit Card
• Drop 'Em Out
• Drunk As Fuck
• Drunk Sluts
• Dumptruck
• Eatin' Pussy / Kickin' Ass
• Even When
• Family Tree
• Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin
• Finger Up My Butt
• Fingerblast
• Fuck That Guy
• Fuck This Job
• Fuck You Bitch
• Fuck You With The Lights On
• Fucked By a Country Boy
• Fuckin' Around
• Fuckin' It Up
• Go Big Or Go Home
• God Told Me To Fuck You
• Honky Tonk Whore
• I Like Smokin' Pot (A Lot)
• I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
• If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?
• Money 'N' Bitches
• Pictures On My Phone
• Poon
• Puddin'
• Puss In Boots
• Pussy & Beer
• Pussy King
• Redneck Shit
• Rich Sumbitch
• Save Some Titty Milk For Me
• Sex, Drugs & Country Music
• She's a Country Music Fan
• Sit On My Face
• Skanks For Nothin'
• Sluts In Heaven
• Sniffer's Row
• Still Ain't Sick Of Fucking You
• Summers In Kentucky
• Tears In My Jizz
• Which One O' You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick
• Who The Fuck?