If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? letra

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
Sso if my dick is up tell me then why am i down?

Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry
Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying
They're slinging their pussies when they hear I'm around
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am i down?

Meet girl at the show where I hand her a pic
But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground
So if my dick is up tell me why am i down?

Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore
One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door
Now I have learned to eat pussy whilst I'm wearing a frown
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?

Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up
Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck
Here suck on my nuts while they are reaching around
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?

Why am I down?

Wheeler Walker Jr. - Letras

• Addicted
• Ain't Got Enough Dick To Go Around
• All The Pussy You Will Slay
• Anal & The Dishes
• Beaver Fever
• Beavertown
• Beer, Weed, Cooches
• Better Off Beatin' Off
• Born To Fuck
• Can't Fuck You Off My Mind
• Credit Card
• Drop 'Em Out
• Drunk As Fuck
• Drunk Sluts
• Dumptruck
• Eatin' Pussy / Kickin' Ass
• Even When
• Family Tree
• Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin
• Finger Up My Butt
• Fingerblast
• Fuck That Guy
• Fuck This Job
• Fuck You Bitch
• Fuck You With The Lights On
• Fucked By a Country Boy
• Fuckin' Around
• Fuckin' It Up
• Go Big Or Go Home
• God Told Me To Fuck You
• Honky Tonk Whore
• I Like Smokin' Pot (A Lot)
• I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
• If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?
• Money 'N' Bitches
• Pictures On My Phone
• Poon
• Puddin'
• Puss In Boots
• Pussy & Beer
• Pussy King
• Redneck Shit
• Rich Sumbitch
• Save Some Titty Milk For Me
• Sex, Drugs & Country Music
• She's a Country Music Fan
• Sit On My Face
• Skanks For Nothin'
• Sluts In Heaven
• Sniffer's Row
• Still Ain't Sick Of Fucking You
• Summers In Kentucky
• Tears In My Jizz
• Which One O' You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick
• Who The Fuck?