Sluts In Heaven letra

Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell

Lord, I know I've made
One or two mistakes in this here life
Probably coulda called my kids
Or sent their mom some money once or twice
I know that it ain't right to chop these lines up on the Bible
That came with this dirty Texas motel room
But if it all goes south
I guess that just means I'm gonna see you soon

Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell

I jerk off way too much
But when I'm done, I always kneel to pray
Yeah, I probably owe some taxes
But I threw some change to a couple bums today
And I know that it ain't right to bang this hooker here tonight
Then call another one as she walks out the door
But you'll forgive me, please
'Cause life just ain't worth livin' without whores

Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell

Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell
Lord, I've had a good life and I think I've lived it right
Bet there's a big ol' orgy waitin' for me in the sky
I'm sure behind them pearly gates, there's booze and weed and pills
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell
But if there ain't sluts in heaven, Lord, send me down to hell

Send me down to hell
I know where I'm goin'

Wheeler Walker Jr. - Letras

• Addicted
• Ain't Got Enough Dick To Go Around
• All The Pussy You Will Slay
• Anal & The Dishes
• Beaver Fever
• Beavertown
• Beer, Weed, Cooches
• Better Off Beatin' Off
• Born To Fuck
• Can't Fuck You Off My Mind
• Credit Card
• Drop 'Em Out
• Drunk As Fuck
• Drunk Sluts
• Dumptruck
• Eatin' Pussy / Kickin' Ass
• Even When
• Family Tree
• Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin
• Finger Up My Butt
• Fingerblast
• Fuck That Guy
• Fuck This Job
• Fuck You Bitch
• Fuck You With The Lights On
• Fucked By a Country Boy
• Fuckin' Around
• Fuckin' It Up
• Go Big Or Go Home
• God Told Me To Fuck You
• Honky Tonk Whore
• I Like Smokin' Pot (A Lot)
• I Sucked Another Dick Last Night
• If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?
• Money 'N' Bitches
• Pictures On My Phone
• Poon
• Puddin'
• Puss In Boots
• Pussy & Beer
• Pussy King
• Redneck Shit
• Rich Sumbitch
• Save Some Titty Milk For Me
• Sex, Drugs & Country Music
• She's a Country Music Fan
• Sit On My Face
• Skanks For Nothin'
• Sluts In Heaven
• Sniffer's Row
• Still Ain't Sick Of Fucking You
• Summers In Kentucky
• Tears In My Jizz
• Which One O' You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick
• Who The Fuck?